President-for-Life Sheelzebub announces new competition for ministry titles

Pinko Feminist Hellcat (damn, why didn't I come up with that name?!) is assigning ministry posts in line with her position as President-for-Life Sheelzebub. As any good dictator would do, she is doing this out of the goodness of her avarice, greed, and megalomaniac tendencies. For cash money, baybee, so cough up the dough and get your very own Ministry! Me, I'm looking to head the Ministry of Polemical Farce, Political Art, and Poetical Arse.